This morning, I saw this article on the internet. It was labeled “This is Important,” and since everything on the internet is true, I figured it must be important so I better open it.
Sure enough, it was very important. You can (and should) read it for yourself here, however I’ll give you a quick summary in the meantime.
Grab a toilet paper tube. Take a selfie with it. You’ll look like the moon.
Now this is the best thing I’ve heard in weeks! I had to give it a try myself right away, so up to the bathroom I went, where there was thankfully a roll of toilet paper that was almost empty! I took the now empty paper tube, and tried to take a selfie.
It looked completely ridiculous and it was not living up to the standard the article set. I put down the paper tube, slightly dejected about my failure to achieve the American Dream, when Wednesday walked in, and it hit me: I’ll make the cats look like the moon instead!
I snatched up the tube and my phone, and before she knew what happened, I successfully turned Wednesday into the moon.
She seemed pleased, almost as if she aspired to be the moon her whole life. It took one shot to capture this fine work of feline art.
Berlioz on the other hand….
He was not having it. It took at least 10 takes, and none of them were worthy of the heavenly body we call “moon.”
I finally got one that was sort of ok….
I almost gave up, but tried one last time….
This will have to do. At least his eyes are open and his mouth is closed. For once. ;D
Wednesday & Berlioz 
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